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By humptydumpty - 31/05/2016 04:04 - United States - Grayslake

Today, I felt like some part of my leg needed to crack, so I was on all fours on my bed moving back and forth trying to crack. And then at that moment my sister came in and started asking me why I was humping my bed, and she won't stop talking about it. FML
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Mandie86 15

It would've been funnier if she said "stop ******* your invisible girlfriend" lmao!

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noreallywhat 17

It is your sister, surely you have stuff to use against her.

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Mandie86 15

It would've been funnier if she said "stop ******* your invisible girlfriend" lmao!

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more2erotica 8

Everybody has moments that they wish other people wouldn't have seen. But it literally could have been worse. Like the time one of my sisters walked in on my "happy time" (lol, Transformers movie line reference) and decided that she would do me a favor. 4 weeks later for Christmas, I got a "How to Beat Pornography Once and For All" book. With a helpful note of wishing she could "identify with my pain." Not only was that an awkward moment, but because I opened the gift in front of extended family, everybody thinks I have an endearing habit of ****! I politely read the book and used it for a fire-starter afterwards.

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noreallywhat 17

It is your sister, surely you have stuff to use against her.

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