Miscellaneous: Today, I went to my first ever party, the toilet only had a curtain... - FML

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By numbat97 - 31/05/2016 03:59 - Australia - Subiaco

Today, I went to my first ever party, the toilet only had a curtain for a door so I asked someone to guard the doorway for me but they left to watch the person puking in the next room. I was still painfully sober when someone stumbled in on me peeing and just stood there staring. FML

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more2erotica 8

Wednesday 1 June 2016 2:43

Sounds like they *weren't* sober. It could have been worse. They could've had a camera.

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more2erotica 8

Wednesday 1 June 2016 2:43

Sounds like they *weren't* sober. It could have been worse. They could've had a camera.

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