Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally shoplifted. I hadn't realized that I had... - FML

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By 1st time offense - 30/05/2016 10:37 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I accidentally shoplifted. I hadn't realized that I had taken the skirt until my friend pointed it out 10 minutes later. I then had a panic attack while bringing it back to the store. FML.

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james_logan 19

Tuesday 31 May 2016 0:58

Atleast you took it back. You get these douches that think, "Hey, free stuff!"

jessaureli 8

Tuesday 31 May 2016 4:58

Good for you for taking it back. I have done something similar as well.

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james_logan 19

Tuesday 31 May 2016 0:58

Atleast you took it back. You get these douches that think, "Hey, free stuff!"

jessaureli 8

Tuesday 31 May 2016 4:58

Good for you for taking it back. I have done something similar as well.

exum 15

Tuesday 31 May 2016 5:01

I've done that a few times. This one time I had things tucked under my arms / armpits because I was carrying too much stuff I forgot to put the stuff down on the counter ( the stuff under my arms , armpits) paid for the items and walked out , afterwards I went back in pretending to look for More things for a minute and went to pay for the rest.

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