Today, I was at church singing and my solo came up. As I walked through the crowd, this big woman caught the holy spirit and slapped the crap out of me. It was so hard, my fake tooth came out. FML
by Anonymous / 05/29/2016 at 10:32pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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the power of christ compels you!
#1 - On 05/30/2016 at 8:41am by Thegoofygoober
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That's what happens when you catch the Holy Sprite
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