Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML

by Anonymous / 05/28/2016 at 7:05pm / Netherlands / Miscellaneous

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  • I hope you plan to "borrow" his upcoming paychecks.

    #1 - On 05/29/2016 at 5:06am by queenariii

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  • That's what insurance is for, at least you still have a brother.

    #3 - On 05/29/2016 at 5:08am by wes870

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