Today, I went for a three-mile run. I was really proud of myself until I woke up from my dream in my bed, surrounded by empty soda bottles and fast food bags. I haven't worked out in years. FML
by Ew / 05/26/2016 at 9:02am / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous
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Don't let your dreams be dreams.
#1 - On 05/26/2016 at 8:09pm by anon97
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Get off your ass, stop being lazy, and go run three miles then.
#2 - On 05/26/2016 at 8:11pm by Benpie
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