Today, I had a guest at my house. I stood up to shake her hand and kiss her on both cheeks, which is common in my culture. When she was kissing my cheeks, I went the opposite way from her and I ended up kissing her on the lips instead. Her eyes went big and I ran away. FML

by lmaofuck / 05/25/2016 at 9:06pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

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  • Ugh, I can't stand the creepy customs of exotic and isolated *looks at publish location* …Ohio, USA?

    #6 - On 05/26/2016 at 10:38am by Tripartita

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  • where did you run to if you were at your house? why would you run if you were at your own house? so many questions, such small fml character limits.

    #3 - On 05/26/2016 at 10:32am by Redhacked

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