Today, I decided to have a hot cup of coffee. Then I stumbled on a chair and somehow spilled the hot liquid on my privates. The searing pain worked better to wake me up than the coffee itself. FML

by mumblingdope / 05/25/2016 at 4:52am / Indonesia (Jakarta Raya) / Miscellaneous

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  • ♪♫ The best part of waking up, is Folger's on your junk♪♫

    #4 - On 05/25/2016 at 11:44am by RememberSchlitz

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  • "How do you like your coffee sir?"
    OP: "I don't care. I'm just going to spill it anyway"

    #5 - On 05/25/2016 at 11:44am by ThuNDeY

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