Today, I decided to have a hot cup of coffee. Then I stumbled on a chair and somehow spilled the hot liquid on my privates. The searing pain worked better to wake me up than the coffee itself. FML
by mumblingdope / 05/25/2016 at 4:52am / Indonesia (Jakarta Raya) / Miscellaneous
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♪♫ The best part of waking up, is Folger's on your junk♪♫
#4 - On 05/25/2016 at 11:44am by RememberSchlitz
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"How do you like your coffee sir?"
OP: "I don't care. I'm just going to spill it anyway"
#5 - On 05/25/2016 at 11:44am by ThuNDeY
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