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By Lisa - 21/05/2016 21:50 - France

Today, my mother was getting remarried and I gave her an honest compliment on her dress. She immediately became suspicious I was up to something because apparently I never give compliments. She got so paranoid she cancelled the wedding and everyone says it's my fault for upsetting her. FML

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PhantomKitty 26

Sunday 22 May 2016 16:06

Jeez, bride-mom-zilla much?

DanishPeach 8

Sunday 22 May 2016 23:32

Sounds like she was just waiting for any excuse to back out of the wedding

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PhantomKitty 26

Sunday 22 May 2016 16:06

Jeez, bride-mom-zilla much?

DanishPeach 8

Sunday 22 May 2016 23:32

Sounds like she was just waiting for any excuse to back out of the wedding

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