By Grammer_Nazzi - 18/05/2016 01:11 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was performing in a play. One of my co-actors elbowed me right as I was taking a swig of my drink, causing me to fling cold tea into my face and all over the table. If that wasn't majestic enough, I had to keep acting in several more scenes with a wet tea stain in my crotch area. FML
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Grammer_Nazzi 9

Hey, everyone, OP here! Thank you for everyone's kind words, and the play did indeed go to plan apart from that little hiccup. Extra little story: We had another show on the next day, and during the exact same scene, the exact same co-actor clinked her glass against mine so hard that it broke. I think she might have taken the drunkenness a bit too seriously. Fun times.

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allykaymorris 24

Your director is proud you kept acting, I'm sure!! At least it wasn't scalding coffee, or that your dick was hanging out... (:

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FemskyD 26

The show must go on, well done you :)

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allykaymorris 24

Your director is proud you kept acting, I'm sure!! At least it wasn't scalding coffee, or that your dick was hanging out... (:

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FemskyD 26

The show must go on, well done you :)

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xoxoblondee 31

At least it wasn't hot tea! Imagine that for a scene...

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False_Stupidity 41

Ah, but the audience won't know that it's tea and will make assumptions.

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ulissey_fml 22

Ah, nothing can beat the Method inspired by the great Constant Tea Stains laugh' ski for aspiring actors ...

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manuwish 9

way to go op, a real actor cares not for his appearance but if the acting isn't good :) so being in a situation of self-consciousness maybe improved your acting and maybe no one noticed or even forgot about it due to your performance ;))

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burgermike92 17

I bet you were giving that costar of yours the stare down of a lifetime when the play was over.

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sousaphonist 14

I've had to keep acting after being hit HARD in the crotch by a thrown prop. Yeah, it sucks, but you deal with it.

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