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By ddt197 - 17/05/2016 21:27 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, I was getting lunch at school when a little kid came and punched me in the manhood, it wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't the 5th time this week. It's Wednesday now I can't hit back because then I'm a bully and the teachers don't believe me when I tell them, I'm being bullies by a 7 year old FML
I agree, your life sucks 221
You deserved it 26

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Here's an idea- try to secure something like book in front of your junk (example being to put a belt in the mid point of the book, spine facing up) and wear loose pants. Next time they punch you, they'll be in just as much pain as you, if they don't break their hand outright. Might want to make sure that the book is large enough to cover what is precious without pulling down the belt, as well as possibly putting some padding on the belt so it doesn't chafe. Or wear your backpack so it covers your junk and fill it with hardback books. You could also get a sports cup, which would probably have a similar effect protection wise for you. But I can't help but think my idea will make the little ***** feel the painful payback for their lack of manners. Good luck, hope whatever you try works.

Beat the shit out of him ur pearents will understand all the school can do is tell u that ur suspended unless ur over 18

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Here's an idea- try to secure something like book in front of your junk (example being to put a belt in the mid point of the book, spine facing up) and wear loose pants. Next time they punch you, they'll be in just as much pain as you, if they don't break their hand outright. Might want to make sure that the book is large enough to cover what is precious without pulling down the belt, as well as possibly putting some padding on the belt so it doesn't chafe. Or wear your backpack so it covers your junk and fill it with hardback books. You could also get a sports cup, which would probably have a similar effect protection wise for you. But I can't help but think my idea will make the little ***** feel the painful payback for their lack of manners. Good luck, hope whatever you try works.

Sports cup is probably harder than a book and less bulky. A book might look obvious.

Beat the shit out of him ur pearents will understand all the school can do is tell u that ur suspended unless ur over 18