Today, I was sitting down in the hallway at school. As I tried to get up, I lost my balance and fell against a hand sanitizer dispenser. It then continued to squirt sanitizer all over the back of my shirt, drenching the whole left side. FML

by kentrm / 05/10/2016 at 10:12pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

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  • Today, I, a germ, moved onto a new host bodies back with my germ family. All was going well until he leaned on the hand sanitizer dispenser. I am the only survivor. FML

    #2 - On 05/11/2016 at 11:36am by arandomperson97

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  • Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean

    #5 - On 05/11/2016 at 11:59am by hipposteve

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