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By anonymous - 05/05/2016 18:56 - United States - Miami

Today, a person in my health class mentioned that their niece, with four nipples, had nipples that were mosquito bit size. I jokingly said, "that's just the way I like them". No one was surprised, my entire class already thought I was a pedophile before I said this. FML

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ChristinePi 36

Friday 6 May 2016 14:16

Somethings shouldn't be joked about in front of strangers. I don't know why you thought pedophilia wasn't one of them.

PineappleTango12 11

Friday 6 May 2016 18:44

*pedophilia

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ChristinePi 36

Friday 6 May 2016 14:16

Somethings shouldn't be joked about in front of strangers. I don't know why you thought pedophilia wasn't one of them.

PineappleTango12 11

Friday 6 May 2016 18:42

Pedophillia shouldn't be joked about at all. Disgusting..

PineappleTango12 11

Friday 6 May 2016 18:44

*pedophilia

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