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By GoldenPorridge - 05/05/2016 04:28 - United States - Oak Grove

Today, I had to tell my abuse story to an officer over phone, so my little sister could get emancipated from my abuser. I was in tears when it ended and I was in such a depressive state that I couldn't finish the essay that was due today. FML

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Friday 6 May 2016 6:49

There must be a way you could get an extension after something like that...

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youravgfuckup 12

Friday 6 May 2016 6:49

There must be a way you could get an extension after something like that...

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