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By anonymous - 05/05/2016 03:21 - United States - Houston
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend whilst walking to work. We were discussing something from an episode of our favourite show we had just watched, specifically what qualifies something as a "hit list". The cop I happened to pass by thought I was compiling one and arrested me. FML