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By MisUnFortunate - 01/05/2016 05:38 - United States

Today, 4 guys came to the house I'm staying at to threaten me with crowbars. Why? Because 5 years ago, my brother sold them some bad weed. FML

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Jared27_fml 12

Monday 2 May 2016 5:12

Couldn't have been that bad. Took them 5 years to come around.

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swaglesshipster 23

Monday 2 May 2016 2:24

Did he sell them spinach?

Jared27_fml 12

Monday 2 May 2016 5:12

Couldn't have been that bad. Took them 5 years to come around.

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