Today, I met my birth father for the first time. The first thing he told me was that if I ever get arrested, I should give him a call so his guys on the inside can look after me. I don't think there's going to be a second meeting. FML

by Anonymous / 04/29/2016 at 7:22pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

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  • Are you kidding? That sounds like it could be a very useful thing to have.

    #2 - On 04/30/2016 at 8:51am by seemetrot

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  • Hey, at least he's got your back if you get into trouble!

    #1 - On 04/30/2016 at 8:51am by leJar

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