Miscellaneous: Today, my parents threatened to kick me out of the house because...

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2016 07:19 - United States - Spokane

Today, my parents threatened to kick me out of the house because I don't wake up early enough to take my morning meds, apparently 4:00AM is the perfect time to wake up and take them, FML

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