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By gamewizard - 29/04/2016 02:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, a girl complimented me on how big my boobs are. This would be good if I wasn't a boy. FML

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Friday 29 April 2016 10:58

Own those moobs bro! Flaunt em if you got em.

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False_Stupidity 41

Friday 29 April 2016 10:58

Own those moobs bro! Flaunt em if you got em.

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