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By Cold Warrior - 28/04/2016 15:02 - United States

Today, my friend said that my sneeze "sounds like a turtle humping a shoe." FML
I agree, your life sucks 215
You deserved it 28

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ah....that's a great video. It's on YouTube, look it up and you'll understand XD

But that's a really cute noise! It's not a bad thing to be compared to :P

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ah....that's a great video. It's on YouTube, look it up and you'll understand XD

That...is an oddly specific comparison.

But that's a really cute noise! It's not a bad thing to be compared to :P

I usually never sneeze out loud and I hold them in. I tired to this time and it didn't really work, but I'm glad I could at least make them laugh.