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By LickyToBeAlive - 28/04/2016 01:18

Today, I realized I suffer from SPP (Short People Problems) after having to get a step ladder to reach something. I'm 5'4", I have never had a problem reaching stuff until now. What was I reaching? Graffiti on a bathroom door at work. I was chosen to clean because I'm tall enough to reach it. FML

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