Miscellaneous: Today, I was told by my "friend" that I'm 'not a very nice person',... - FML

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By ugh FFS - 27/04/2016 10:07 - United States - Huntington

Today, I was told by my "friend" that I'm 'not a very nice person', all because our opinions differ and I regularly voice mine. This from the same girl who told me multiple times that I'm going to hell for being a lesbian. Makes perfect sense right? FML

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michael_strick 5

Thursday 28 April 2016 0:52

Ehh I don't blame her lesbians are going to hell

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michael_strick 5

Thursday 28 April 2016 0:52

Ehh I don't blame her lesbians are going to hell

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