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By Anonymous - 26/04/2016 21:23 - United States - Carlisle

Today, I had my long awaited dermatology follow-up to check some irregular growths. I am so deeply depressed that I was hoping for terminal cancer. Nope, perfectly healthy. FML.
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emeraldarcher74 30

Hopefully, you'll feel better soon, OP. :)

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emeraldarcher74 30

Hopefully, you'll feel better soon, OP. :)

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lexos 16

You should really visit a Psychiatrist

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Mathalamus 24

I sometimes hope for a terminal cancer as well. Would get a lot of morphine that way.

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AdamTodddBrown 11

Lol terminal skin cancer from some little growths? I guess I'd be depressed too if I was that stupid. You can't fix stupid but you're obviously not too depressed to see a doctor, so get that sorted. Or alternatively try being a useful human and interact with some people versus being dramatic on the Internet.

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AdamTodBrown 2

Whining about your problems on the Internet is a sure way to feel better. Small skin growths are not a sign of terminal skin cancer. You can treat depression but you can't fix stupid.

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