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By Anonymous - 26/04/2016 19:34 - Germany - Oberursel

Today, I did a good thing: during work, I found a ring with diamonds in a bathroom. I gave it back to the woman that left it (had to go out and run up to her). I told my father, and he told me that I should've kept it. Everything I do is criticized. FML

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AndrasteNyx 18

Wednesday 27 April 2016 7:58

You did the right thing, OP!

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AndrasteNyx 18

Wednesday 27 April 2016 7:58

You did the right thing, OP!

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