Miscellaneous: Today I cooked my grandfather lunch and walked into the room... - FML

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By Pissed-off - 26/04/2016 19:17 - United States - Linthicum Heights

Today I cooked my grandfather lunch and walked into the room only to run back out after gagging from the smell. I spoke to my mother about it and we discovered to our horror that he's been peeing in plastic cups to avoid rushing to the bathroom... Which is right next door to him. FML.

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Wednesday 27 April 2016 6:47

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Wednesday 27 April 2016 6:47

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