Miscellaneous: Today, I had a Geometry test, after my Chemistry test. Normally... - FML

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By Serviteur - 26/04/2016 19:05 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I had a Geometry test, after my Chemistry test. Normally this wouldn't be bad, except for the fact that my Chemistry teacher wipes the calculators before each test, so all of my settings reset to factory before I went to take my Geometry test, this change caused me to fail that test, FML

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