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By c.love58 - 26/04/2016 15:56 - United States - Allendale

Today, we stopped at a rest stop to eat lunch. In the bathrooms, my dad didn't know there was someone in a stall, thinking we were alone. After the person farted really loud, my dad told me to be a little quieter and said that I should eat less. FML

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