Miscellaneous: Today, in a sleep-deprived rush, I went to use the washroom and... - FML

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By WJM505 - 26/04/2016 00:59 - Canada - Kanata

Today, in a sleep-deprived rush, I went to use the washroom and refill a bottle of water. I somehow managed to piss in the bottle and wake myself up, but not after I chugged the entire thing. FML

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george_s_4 30

Tuesday 26 April 2016 12:16

This is not your normal sleep deprived. This is advanced sleep deprived

EnJey0 19

Tuesday 26 April 2016 14:04

You should probably start changing your schedule to allow your self more time to sleep

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ThatFMLKid101 12

Tuesday 26 April 2016 11:03

Why does it say variable missing each time I write a story ?

george_s_4 30

Tuesday 26 April 2016 12:16

This is not your normal sleep deprived. This is advanced sleep deprived

EnJey0 19

Tuesday 26 April 2016 14:04

You should probably start changing your schedule to allow your self more time to sleep

AdamTodddBrown 11

Tuesday 26 April 2016 14:05

I find this difficult to believe. Pissing in a bottle is harder than it looks, unless the bottle opening is huge and/or you've got a long but narrow dick when flaccid.

andrmac 25

Tuesday 26 April 2016 14:26

Gatorade bottle would be the most common and easiest to pee in even if you didn't fit in.

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