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By wanderingvirus - 23/04/2016 15:18 - Canada - Orillia
Today, while going to the washroom, my girlfriends cat walked up to me put its front paws on the toilet seat and looked in then at me and proceeded to sniff my junk before leaving. I can no longer poop and am also mortified of being around the cat now. FML