Miscellaneous: Today, I was in the turn lane and this car behind me kept beeping... - FML

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By ANONYMOUS - 22/04/2016 13:16 - United States - Vero Beach

Today, I was in the turn lane and this car behind me kept beeping their horn at me even though I couldn't turn do to traffic. After this went on for a bit I rolled down my window and flicked them off. I got a phone call from my mom and she said "why the hell did you flick me off?" I had no clue.FML

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