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By Anonymous - 22/04/2016 09:38 - United States - Mary Esther
Today, my sociopath newlywed sister attacked our dad because he told her he's moving and so she has to live with her husband. When he defended himself, she decided to file assault charges against him. The cops believed her and arrested a 60 year old man who doesn't have a mean bone in his body. FML