Even though this is being thumbed down, I agree. I always heard of people using whipped cream or shaving cream in pie tins for throwing into people's faces, not ACTUAL pie. It's just a waste of a good pie and more difficult to clean off of shit.

You can still eat it

I love pie!!!!

Until coffee became more popular, beer was the common beverage of choice for breakfast in most of the U.S.

What?

I'm not quite sure what you meant by that

33 - yes because the distilling process killing most bacteria making it safe to consume. Same with coffee and tea that require boiling water. But I don't see what context that info has here?

That's true. Also, how old are you OP? There's an age where this shit isn't funny anymore. If you're older than 13, you should stop doing shit like this. It's more likely to piss someone off than to make them laugh.

"While /everyone/ was wasted"

You sound like my wife when she's in a good mood.

right?

I see what you did there!

Most likely the pie was chillin' because it was just baked at 420 for about 40-50 minutes, only moments before OP decided to pie their friend.

You let a pie cool before serving. Not out of the oven and dish it out.

My previous reply addresses both your comments. The pie was resting to cool down and OP took it before it had enough time to cool down from the 40-50 minute 420 hotbox.