Today, I got a ticket for being drunk in public. I was walking a couple blocks from the bar to my house, because I didn't want to drive drunk. FML

by Anonymous / 04/18/2016 at 10:43pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • Welcome to America 2016. The police don't want to help you, they just want to throw the book at you. Two decades ago, that cop would have walked you the one block to your house and told you to sleep it off.

    #8 - On 04/19/2016 at 1:15pm by zebra3

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  • that's the FSM's way of telling you that you should have stayed at the bar and gotten plastered

    #5 - On 04/19/2016 at 1:13pm by vicfirthfan

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