Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML

by Anonymous / 04/18/2016 at 3:28pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

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  • You're just introducing them to the real world. a little early, perhaps, but hey. Give it 5 years and they'll all be cussing like sailors

    #4 - On 04/19/2016 at 1:43am by tigerisabelle

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  • That's a performance they won't forget

    #1 - On 04/19/2016 at 1:39am by lui_pg

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