Today, I was eating an onion bagel and bit down on something hard. At first I thought was a really hard piece of onion. The "onion" turned out to be a tooth, and it wasn't one of mine. FML
by empress gleskizor the third of glarkon / 04/18/2016 at 2:12pm / Hungary (Budapest) / Miscellaneous
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I hate to be an American stereotype, but I would sue. That shit's nasty and dangerous
#3 - On 04/19/2016 at 1:42am by tigerisabelle
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Put it under your pillow and trick the tooth fairy! super gross though. I just hate the feeling of biting on something unexpectingly hard.
#2 - On 04/19/2016 at 1:40am by teacupofsunshine
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