Today, I decided to pick up some breath mints. As I was checking out, the cashier informed me that if I was "planning on getting a girl to stay the night", I'd need the "stronger, more intense brand of mints". FML

by Kendall14159 / 04/17/2016 at 4:09pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

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  • Unless you managed to pick the wrong gender for your profile, why would the cashier assume you are a lesbian?

    #5 - On 04/18/2016 at 10:17am by saxaddict122

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  • I see that the cashier was trying to get fresh with you. I'm sure they didn't mint what they said, so just take a big breath and ignore them, OP!

    Or, you know, brush your teeth / tongue, a bit more :P hygiene is sexy ;)

    #4 - On 04/18/2016 at 10:13am by Sir_ND_Pity

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