Today, like many other days, I drove 15 minutes away from my girlfriend's house to poop at the local McDonald's, because I'm too scared of her roommates hearing my extreme noise terror. FML

by scared2poop / 04/11/2016 at 10:30pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

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  • It has been said that the noises that OP makes while dropping brown bombs are loud enough to scare off a large pack of lions. I've never seen it happen before, but I heard that OP once saved someone about to be mauled by lions. Truly remarkable stuff.

    #3 - On 04/12/2016 at 4:16am by CheekyRaccoon

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  • But OP, what about the terror innocent McDonalders will be hearing? Or the walls? Walls have ears too you know!

    Keep that in mind, and happy pooping.

    #2 - On 04/12/2016 at 4:12am by MisterEx

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