By papaedups - 11/04/2016 05:46 - United States - Arlington

Today, my dad congratulated me on having my first girl come over late at night and asked me to be quieter because he could hear us. I'm still single and it was probably me grunting and getting mad losing Plants vs Zombies. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 428
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yeah he was proud I suppose that's why I haven't told him the truth tbh

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Plants v zombies is the shit though. I always get mad when they chew through my walnuts.

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Plants v zombies is the shit though. I always get mad when they chew through my walnuts.

TigranPet 24

Those waves get really difficult.

born_hustla 26

Obviously he supports you having a girl over. An extremely rare privilege. Get out there bro! Late night gaming sessions are fun too tho.

At least you know what his reaction is going to be when you finally do bring a girl home - so many parents make their children feel ashamed or dirty for being sexual beings.

Also helpful to be aware of how much can be heard from his dad's room.

I guess your dad would be proud of you having a wild life, so yeah... go and have fun

Don't even get me started w/ kernel corn

How many Plants vs Zombies are there if you get so frustrated just listing them? Imagine playing them too...

ulissey_fml 22

So, was she Willow, Ivy , or Poppy ?