Today, the cut on my face from getting hit with a baseball healed. It's left a dick-shaped scar. FML
by dickface / 03/31/2016 at 9:52pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
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Well, at least if they ever shoot a Harry Potter porno, you'll be first choice for the lead role!
#6 - On 04/01/2016 at 9:43am by Tripartita
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Scarface...Dickface...the nick name possibilities are strong. That must have hit you just the right (wrong?) way. Mederma works really well for most scars, maybe you could make it less noticeable. Good luck OP, and sorry to hear that.
#3 - On 04/01/2016 at 9:38am by jbivens1992
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