Today, I found out about my sister's insanely detailed plan to abduct my one-year-old son and raise him as her own on another continent. All my mom did was tell me not to worry because she can't afford to move that far away. FML

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  • Wow. You're in an awful position. Get your son a passport though (KEEP IT SAFE)! They use biometric scanning for all passports and that way, if your sister attempts her plan, you can put a block on the passport and it'll automatically detect anything else your sons fingerprints are associated with (if her plan includes getting a fraudulent passport for him).

    #4 - On 03/22/2016 at 8:20pm by Magnoxidans

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  • A broke ass criminal. Sounds like your sister would be a great mother in South Carolina...

    #2 - On 03/22/2016 at 8:17pm by saxaddict122

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