Miscellaneous: Today, I sat at work for 8 hours daydreaming about the homemade...

By HolyRavioli - 21/03/2016 17:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I sat at work for 8 hours daydreaming about the homemade 4 cheese ravioli I would come home to after spending 3 hours making it from scratch the night before. When I finally got home and heated the ravioli, I dropped it all over my feet, giving me second degree burns. FML

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Same thing different taste

By firecrotch - 04/06/2010 05:36 - United States

Today, I work at a pizza place and one of my jobs is to spoon crushed red pepper into bags. After I finished this, without thinking to wash my hands first, I used the bathroom. It still burns. FML

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By newcomer - 12/04/2017 05:00 - Canada - Kingston

Today, to treat the family, I cooked something nice in appreciation for sticking it out over the past few tough months. Unfortunately, I chose this one day to not wear my oven mitts when carrying the food to the table, spilling the food all over the carpeted floor. FML

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By DarrenP - 03/08/2019 22:00 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I got a burn on my foot from a Pot Noodle I didn't even want. FML

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You deserved it 154

By loserr - 28/02/2014 17:13 - United States - Highland Park

Today, I made myself a hot pocket for lunch. I managed to scald myself on the red-hot cheese, and at the same time bite into the center, which was somehow still frozen solid. FML

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By Lexi - 31/10/2009 20:15 - France

Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML

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You deserved it 36 241

Mush

By Tired Tater - 05/06/2023 20:00 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I over-boiled some potatoes. I was having a bad day and this tipped me over the edge. I burst into tears and threw the potatoes all over my kitchen. I then stomped on the piping hot potatoes. The bottoms of my feet are blistered and still feel like they’re burning. FML

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By welp - 28/10/2015 04:11 - United States - Belton

Today, I was making a homemade pizza for myself. I've been unhappy lately, so I arranged the pepperoni in the shape of a smiley face to cheer myself up. The pizza burned. FML

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Not my day, is it?

By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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No tip for you

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:34 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML

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Now we're cooking

By Anonymous - 05/05/2023 15:00 - Canada

Today, I made homemade pasta from scratch. I spent hours kneading the dough, rolling it out, and cutting it into perfect strips. When I went to cook it, I realized that I forgot to add salt to the dough. The pasta tasted like damp cardboard. FML

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You deserved it 252

AyeTee77 18

Monday 21 March 2016 23:00

They don't want you to have ravioli.

swaglesshipster 23

Monday 21 March 2016 23:04

Mr. Crab robot "Ravioli, Ravioli, give me the formuoli"

Comments

AyeTee77 18

Monday 21 March 2016 23:00

They don't want you to have ravioli.

ssnow_fml 20

Monday 21 March 2016 23:03

This is why we can't have nice things

swaglesshipster 23

Monday 21 March 2016 23:04

Mr. Crab robot "Ravioli, Ravioli, give me the formuoli"

Dale_shackleford 13

Tuesday 22 March 2016 1:05

"Ravioli, ravioli, what's in the pocket-oli?" - filthy frank.

RoseCrystal 17

Tuesday 22 March 2016 2:34

I just busted out laughing reading this! I love that episode.

CallMeWindSock 24

Monday 21 March 2016 23:05

Try the Gouda

ulissey_fml 22

Monday 21 March 2016 23:06

Is that what they call Pasta Pronto ? ( but I feel for you ,that must have hurt a lot)

Tripartita 44

Monday 21 March 2016 23:08

You know what they say: one person's ruined meal is another person's fetish video. It's a damn shame you didn't get it on camera.

Standupmast3r 18

Tuesday 22 March 2016 13:14

What the ****...

tomvertigo 17

Tuesday 22 March 2016 13:16

This is scarily true.

Plastinate 17

Wednesday 23 March 2016 13:45

Right.... I really like it when someone gets burned...

aDiplodocus 11

Monday 21 March 2016 23:10

Ravioli ravioli don't give me the foot formiolo. Sucks heal fast OP.

Hunter_the_Ninja 22

Monday 21 March 2016 23:12

That sounds like a formioli for disaster!

hipposteve 21

Monday 21 March 2016 23:20

aloe vera helps!

xx000o 27

Tuesday 22 March 2016 11:07

5 second rule still applies.

Redmond64 16

Monday 21 March 2016 23:23

Were you not wearing shoes or something?

anonymous198913 26

Monday 21 March 2016 23:31

OP was probably walking around the house. A lot of people walk barefoot, or only wear socks.

anjie_mackney 19

Tuesday 22 March 2016 5:00

Who the **** wears shoes in their own kitchen...?

trollcrusher 17

Tuesday 22 March 2016 7:37

@37 Why is it so weird that someone would wear shoes in a room in their own home? It isn't weird to be barefoot in your kitchen, but I don't think that makes it weird to wear shoes either.