Today, whilst walking past a large pond-sized puddle, a double decker bus and a van slowed and drove around the puddle so as not to splash me. Thinking luck was on my side, I began walking more confidently, only for a tiny smart car to come hurtling past, causing a huge wave of water to hit me. FML

by Mr. King / 03/16/2016 at 4:28am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous

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  • Smart car, but dumb asshole of a driver...sorry op

    #2 - On 03/16/2016 at 10:36am by jerzjay

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  • Never be fooled. That's the universe trying to get you to go and think everything is all right, before it strikes like a cobra. Hope you're good, though, OP.

    #8 - On 03/16/2016 at 10:48am by The_ghetto_mango

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