Today, I met one of my fiancé's coworkers. Normally I'd never ask how far along someone's pregnancy is without being 100% sure they're not just fat, but she seemed fit. Well, I now know that virtually all the fat in some people's bodies can go straight to their gut and nowhere else. FML

by porkers gonna pork :\ / 03/12/2016 at 10:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

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  • Even if the person seems fit, you still NEVER ask, as bodies can be very deceiving. You should have listened to your own rule.

    #2 - On 03/12/2016 at 11:47pm by NoBothersForMe

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  • I just follow the rule of never EVER asking ANY woman if she's pregnant unless the words "I am pregnant" come out of her mouth.

    #3 - On 03/12/2016 at 11:47pm by catwomam

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