Today, I woke up at 2 AM to the sounds of my roommate and his girlfriend on Skype, playing a game of, "No, I love YOU more, baby, schmoopy schmoopy schmoopy schmoo". It went on for around half an hour. FML

by GetAnotherRoomAlready / 03/12/2016 at 12:58am / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • "No, /I/ love you more, shmoopy shmoo!"
    "Why can't you just fucking admit that I LOVE YOU MORE?!"
    "No, /I/ love you more! If you don't agree, I can't see a future for us!"
    "Well then I guess we're over!"

    "Move on and find somebody else."
    "No, /you/ move on and find somebody else."

    #7 - On 03/12/2016 at 2:17pm by Tripartita

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  • How the hell can you do that for half an hour omg

    #2 - On 03/12/2016 at 2:09pm by anyagrande

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