Today, I found out why people in my new neighborhood keep giving me weird looks. For a laugh, my brother had gone around telling them I'm a parolee, and implying that I couldn't be trusted around their children. FML

by Mybrotherissatan / 03/10/2016 at 10:59am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

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  • Looks like you're going to have to prove you're a good guy. I'd suggest buying candy for all the kids in the neighborhood, but that wouldn't cut it. Make it a van full of candy—oh, and make sure it's nearly windowless to ensure the candy doesn't melt in the sun.

    #9 - On 03/10/2016 at 7:55pm by Tripartita

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  • Why the hell would he do that?? That's not something to really play with.

    #4 - On 03/10/2016 at 7:39pm by Kermy1113

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