Today, my boyfriend got so baked, he thought I was in the washing machine. I came downstairs to find him sitting in a puddle of soaking wet clothes, crying about where I was. FML
by cutiecuppiecakez / 02/29/2016 at 4:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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How sweet, he tried to save you from drowning in the washer.
#4 - On 03/01/2016 at 5:51am by trulypar
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That would have been a great time to just start talking and let him think that you had dissolved into bubbles.
#5 - On 03/01/2016 at 5:52am by SkullsRules1
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