Today, my boyfriend got so baked, he thought I was in the washing machine. I came downstairs to find him sitting in a puddle of soaking wet clothes, crying about where I was. FML

by cutiecuppiecakez / 02/29/2016 at 4:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • How sweet, he tried to save you from drowning in the washer.

    #4 - On 03/01/2016 at 5:51am by trulypar

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  • That would have been a great time to just start talking and let him think that you had dissolved into bubbles.

    #5 - On 03/01/2016 at 5:52am by SkullsRules1

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