Today, my cousin got married. I was cold so I went to get my jacket from my car. While leaving I saw my cousin walking around the front of the venue. I told her she looked beautiful in her dress. She looked up and said, "Where is my beer, have you seen my beer?" and threw up on me. FML

by Scarred4lyfe / 02/28/2016 at 5:32pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

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