Today, I found out that licking your very chapped lips while totally zoned out and looking in the general direction of a girl, will end up with you becoming the massive college creeper that everyone avoids. FML

by Anonymous / 02/28/2016 at 6:49am / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Miscellaneous

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  • Who knew that Chapstick could save you from a couple years of ridicule in college?

    #3 - On 02/28/2016 at 6:41pm by ihartmytdi

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  • Next time, try and save it by saying "Hey girl, guess what else this tongue can do."

    Trust me, no one will think it's creepy. *crosses fingers behind back*

    #12 - On 02/28/2016 at 7:01pm by lchollett

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