Today, at my college, someone snatched my laptop out of my hands, so I chased him. Turns out I'm so overweight and slow that he moonwalked away facing me, while I sprinted my heart out. FML
by Jif_Creamy / 02/28/2016 at 12:00am / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous
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Good. That means you got an excellent look at his face for the police report.
#3 - On 02/28/2016 at 12:52pm by syki
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I think its about time for a diet. Sorry about your laptop OP
#1 - On 02/28/2016 at 12:47pm by oobergoober89
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