Today, my neighbor - whose first words to me when I moved onto the block were "I don't like your face" - called the cops and claimed I'd been exposing myself in public. His lowlife buddy backed him up on his lie. I'm pretty sure I'm going to end up in deep trouble thanks to them. FML

by Anonymous / 02/20/2016 at 7:16am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

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  • Don't worry too much, OP. They'll need some kind of proof and when they don't have it the cops won't be too happy with them.

    #1 - On 02/21/2016 at 12:45am by Idiotskillme

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  • Get yourself some alibis OP, you'll need them, then you can possibly counter sue the bastards

    #4 - On 02/21/2016 at 12:54am by xKrisSmoove

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